This blog is a physical manifestation of my life: I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. My name is Tyler. I'm 24, I'm a male, here's my face if you're interested. I have pretty great taste in music. I'm not sorry for all the One Direction.
Bitch, why you mad? Because my pussy pops severely and yours don’t?
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This was it, this was the point of taking a knee
Remember this before they change it. Because they are already doing it.
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This is the same guy who stood up for that young transman who wanted to wrestle, but was being barred from the boys team, isn’t it?
Yes. Dale hansen is a really great person
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My White-Passing Faves
Jake Gyllenhaal: born Jamal Leon Jackson, raised in Kingston and adopted by the Gyllenhaals after they vacationed in Jamaica and saw how well he could tap dance and fell in love
Ariana Grande: Afro-Latina by way of Cuba, lost her melanin when she left it in her ‘85 Cutlass Supreme and a crackhead stole it along with her radio
Hayley Williams: African-American, her great grandmother is actually Tanisha Williams, who, as you know, was the first person to put hamhocks in collared greens
Chris Pine: Raised in Compton, his father is actually the crackhead that robbed Ariana Grande
Chris Martin of Coldplay: heritage unconfirmed but he has a secret love child with Beyoncé and Beyoncé would never sleep with a white man
Celine Dion: Afro-Canadian. Grew up wherever Drake says he grew up. Met Mariah Carey while visiting New York and taught Mariah how to take care of her 4c hair while Mariah taught Celine how to sing
Ben Affleck: Two black parents, he just light skinned
But why is Affleck here?
Cause he’s Black?
where’s carly rae jepson?
True! How could I forget Carlita Renee Jepsen the Puerto Rican Princess of Canada?
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how does ABBA have so many bangers
ABBA stands for ‘Absolute Bangers Brought Always’
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Ugh time to get DRESSED and MOVE MY BODY and WALK and DO THINGS and other oppressive homophobic concepts
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