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This blog is a physical manifestation of my life: I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. My name is Tyler. I'm 24, I'm a male, here's my face if you're interested. I have pretty great taste in music. I'm not sorry for all the One Direction.


shotsofhorror:

Hocus Pocus. 1993, dir. Kenny Ortega.

(via glam-alien)

— 1 year ago with 22259 notes
#hocus pocus 

gluten-free-pussy:

Bitch, why you mad? Because my pussy pops severely and yours don’t?

(via tyleroakley)

— 1 year ago with 5610 notes
miscreant-side-puffs:
“ sauvamente:
“This was it, this was the point of taking a knee
”
Remember this before they change it. Because they are already doing it.
”

miscreant-side-puffs:

sauvamente:

This was it, this was the point of taking a knee

Remember this before they change it. Because they are already doing it.

(via stokstadshit)

— 1 year ago with 44915 notes

ithotyouknew2:

lesbianbettyboop:

ithotyouknew2:

moonisneveralone:

ithotyouknew2:

ithotyouknew2:

My White-Passing Faves

Jake Gyllenhaal: born Jamal Leon Jackson, raised in Kingston and adopted by the Gyllenhaals after they vacationed in Jamaica and saw how well he could tap dance and fell in love

Ariana Grande: Afro-Latina by way of Cuba, lost her melanin when she left it in her ‘85 Cutlass Supreme and a crackhead stole it along with her radio

Hayley Williams: African-American, her great grandmother is actually Tanisha Williams, who, as you know, was the first person to put hamhocks in collared greens

Chris Pine: Raised in Compton, his father is actually the crackhead that robbed Ariana Grande

Chris Martin of Coldplay: heritage unconfirmed but he has a secret love child with Beyoncé and Beyoncé would never sleep with a white man

Celine Dion: Afro-Canadian. Grew up wherever Drake says he grew up. Met Mariah Carey while visiting New York and taught Mariah how to take care of her 4c hair while Mariah taught Celine how to sing

Ben Affleck: Two black parents, he just light skinned

But why is Affleck here?

Cause he’s Black?

where’s carly rae jepson?

True! How could I forget Carlita Renee Jepsen the Puerto Rican Princess of Canada?

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— 1 year ago with 3555 notes
#this post is hilarious 

daughterhood:

suffermuppet:

how does ABBA have so many bangers

ABBA stands for ‘Absolute Bangers Brought Always’

(Source: weklwejrwaejflasfkraewl, via theflashingwater)

— 1 year ago with 96779 notes

lesbianium-z:

Ugh time to get DRESSED and MOVE MY BODY and WALK and DO THINGS and other oppressive homophobic concepts

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— 1 year ago with 30200 notes